It turns out to be a real people day today. I meet Sachel, one of the onsite shop workers, and spend a morning talking with him and observing a day in the life. It's a highly illuminating experience- an ordinary day in the extraordinary life of a Turkish tourism worker. A confused Japanese tourist stumbles in to the shop, asking for directions. My new friend gives him a lift to wherever his intended destination is, leaving me in charge. During my promotion from plain old tourist, I manage to sell three postcards to some Koreans and almost wrap up a significant water bottle sale, but the language barrier proves too much. Safely back in control of his shop, Satchel feeds me some soup, bread and yogurt, all carefully prepared in the middle of the shop floor.
Pre-occupied with seeing some more of the Calcium terraces, I bid my farewell, and wander back towards Pumakkale. There are some truly incredible overtaking techniques on these roads today, but they're all ultimately successful, sometimes only just. Walking to places is great when you are travelling. Just like life, you never really forget the experiences that you have to put that little bit more effort into.
I leave the interesting spectacles of the roadside, and walk off up towards the less visited area of the mineral rich cliff faces. I ascend up a small ridge line, assuming the chiseled out channel to be some sort of pathway. It isn't, of course, more a sort of causeway for rainwater that is better confined into smaller areas. I carefully bank off to the lower ground, and re-attempt a climb further over towards the main heights. I pass some farmers harvesting cut vines, placing an abundant amount into an already overloaded trailer. They shoot a comment at me, which may or may not be "get orf my land", but it's said with a smile, and they don't send their marauding dog on me.
I make my climb up a very barren sparsely covered hillock. I wander a little further in from my ascent, and, before I know it, I'm right in the official park area of the attraction. In a matter of seconds, the shrill of whistles fill the air, and I'm accosted by two very concerned looking security guards. I plead my innocence through ignorance, as I'm led onto the designated wooden walkways (to avoid louts damaging the landscape). As they do so, several of the tourists present give me absolute daggers and one of them films the whole ignominious episode. The shame! If any of them say anything to me, I'll start talking in almost incomprehensible french accent, defiantly claiming "Zeeez eesn't what appens in Parees". Lesson clearly not learnt, I attempt to avoid the ridiculously long and windy walk down the road. Several walls, fences and one impenetrable ravine later, I find myself walking back up to where I started my bid for freedom from. I follow the ridiculously long and windy road downwards, as the skies open up.
I arrive back at the hostel a little soggy, but not entirely dispirited. A quick change of clothes heightens my mood further. I wander off and book my onward travel with a very genuine ticket agent called Sherif. I tell him I NEED to find the Premiership football this afternoon, and he kindly directs me to his local (and the only place in town with Satellite soccer). Sherif informs me he'll be over as soon as he closes up for the day, and, with that, he hands me his umbrella, as the rain hammers down outside once again. Arsenal v Man Yoo kicks off just as I approach the bar. "What do you have?, I enquire. "Everything", comes the reply. "Ok, I'll take a beer please". I'm met with a very definite: "We don't sell Alcohol here". So, the town's mosque is right across the street. I probably should have figured that out already.
I only get the first 45 minutes of an exhilarating contest. The bar fills up just as half time approaches. Everybody except myself and another tourist are here for the main event. Galatassaray are playing today, and just for a little extra spice, they play the local side from nearby Denizli. Sherif joins me and we enjoy our small cups of tea, in the middle of a packed venue. It's not the usual football experience for me. My drinking chum expresses his annoyance at how many Galatassaray fans surround us when, people should clearly be cheering for his team, the nearby Denizlispor. Turkey's answer to Manchester United win a very enjoyable contest, and I walk back along the quiet streets for some food and an early night.